- The detective who went to investigate a burned down post office figured that it must be blackmail.
- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
- In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.
- Technically speaking a programmer's favorite subject with his boss is usually arrays.
- A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
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