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Joke Posted at 02:14:30 AM CST
Ways to Confuse Santa
Submitted by December 24, 2001 edition of BrentButler.com Jokes

Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

While he's in your house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."

Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled."

While he's on the roof, yell up to Santa, asking if he'd mind adjusting your TV antenna. When he does so, tell him, "That's good" and don't let him move until the commercials come on.

Blog Entry Posted at 12:01:06 PM CST
Wild Weather
After it seemed like it dropped 10° every hour yesterday, curiosity got the better of me. I started digging through the weather data I automatically collect and discovered that we had a 50° temperature swing yesterday. As it turns out, that's the largest swing I've recorded:

Largest Temperature Spreads*
DateHighLowSpread
Sun. 12/14/0851°50°
Tue. 01/29/0845°44°
Fri. 02/24/0663°23°40°
Wed. 11/02/0577°37°40°
Mon. 03/31/0374°34°40°
Mon. 02/13/0652°13°39°
Wed. 02/13/0831°-7°38°
Fri. 04/16/0486°48°38°
Sat. 03/15/0376°38°38°
Tue. 11/12/0259°21°38°
* Observed between 07/22/02 and 12/14/08

I automatically delete all the hourly information after a year, keeping only a high and low temperature for each day. As a result, I can't go back as far with "feels like" temperatures, but yesterday was still the winner:

Largest "Feels Like" Spreads*
DateHighLowSpread
Sun. 12/14/0851°-23°74°
Tue. 01/29/0840°-25°65°
Sun. 03/02/0863°18°45°
Sat. 12/22/0740°-3°43°
Fri. 04/25/0866°24°42°
Thu. 02/14/0833°-7°40°
* Observed between 12/14/07 and 12/14/08

Anybody else cold?

By the way, I made very good progress on pictures last night. Jacob has a special assembly that I'll be attending this afternoon, so I hope I can get pictures updated tonight along with some from that assembly. No guarantees, though.

Taken at 04:00:35 PM CST using a Sony DSC-H1, posted Monday, December 15, 2008
Jacob's Star Student assembly
Jacob's Star Student assembly (228.37 KB)
Taken at 04:08:30 PM CST using a Sony DSC-H1, posted Monday, December 15, 2008
Jacob and his certificate
Jacob and his certificate (230.03 KB)
81 Pictures Posted between 10:25:39 PM CST and 10:54:36 PM CST
3 taken on Tue. 08/26/2008

2 taken on Fri. 08/29/2008

10 taken on Sun. 08/31/2008

1 taken on Sat. 09/13/2008

10 taken on Sat. 10/11/2008

2 taken on Tue. 10/14/2008

3 taken on Sat. 10/18/2008

1 taken on Sat. 10/25/2008

9 taken on Thu. 10/30/2008

32 taken on Fri. 10/31/2008

1 taken on Sat. 11/08/2008

1 taken on Mon. 11/10/2008

1 taken on Mon. 12/01/2008

1 taken on Wed. 12/03/2008

2 taken on Wed. 12/10/2008

2 taken on Mon. 12/15/2008

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