The scam: Two hot 21 year old blondes come to your car as you are parking. The first one starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex. The other one say comes over to your window, says, "Hi," all the while bending over with her breasts bursting their way out of her shirt.

Of course, it's impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they decline and beg you for a ride to Valley West. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having oral sex with each other. One eventually will crawl into the front seat and go down on you -- and here's the scam part -- while the other one steals your wallet.

So far, I was assaulted last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.