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Joke Posted at 02:14:18 AM CST
That Could Kill You
Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you.
The next day I stopped smoking.

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you.
The next day I stopped eating red meat.

Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you.
The next day I stopped drinking.

Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you.
This morning I stopped reading.

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