She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.

She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.

She's done more screwing than Black and Decker.

She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.

She's turned more tricks than Houdini has.

She's been in more motel rooms than the Bible.

She's been boarded more times than Amtrak.

She's been mounted more often than Trigger.