This blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits."
Blog Entry Posted at 11:52:37 PM CST
T-Minus 3 Days
With barely more than 3 days before we have to board our plane bound for Disney World, my household has just about entered panic mode. Anna and I spent the evening preparing our nice, new luggage for their first big job and tearing down our Christmas tree and assorted decorations. Generally, I consider this to be one of the most depressing times of the year simply because of the long haul before the next holiday. Sure, there's Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day, but those barely count.
This year, however, I've got Disney World to look forward to. I still don't fully believe I'm going. I'm still waiting to see Ashton pop out somewhere. I mean, there's just no way that we could afford all of this ? right?
We'll see what kind of updating I do while I'm down there. I'm sure not going to make it a priority, however having a daily "diary" of sorts of the trip would be awfully cool to look back on. I know I won't post new pictures while I'm down there simply because I'm pretty picky about what goes up and how and what they look like. Although this new camera of mine gives me a much better start than the old one did, I still tweak the photos before they go public. I'm just too much of a perfectionist. Rest assured that I'll be taking pictures rather liberally and will put up the best of the bests when I get back.
Please keep checking back here. The "Countdown to Disney World" at the bottom of the site is somewhat counting down to a Disney-specific look to my site. It will include those infamous hidden Mickeys, by the way.
