| Every time you have to hit the john, you find yourself asking a friend to come along. Warning label states: "Caution: May make ass look fat." After a few, you find yourself arguing that figure skating actually *is* a sport. Your belches come out potpourri-scented. You still cry into your eighth one, but now it's because the guy on the next stool is wearing the same outfit. The slogan: "Get that bloated feeling *any* day of the month!" The label boasts that it's this month's recommendation from Oprah's Beer Club. | 
