| Blog Entry Posted at 12:24:38 PM CDT |
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| From the Home Office |
| From last night's "Late Show with David Letterman:" Top Ten Ways George Bush Can Regain His Popularity - Dip into social security fund to give every American free HBO
- Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina
- Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit and maybe capturing Osama
- Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game
- Replace his "country simpleton" persona with more lovable "hillbilly idiot" image
- Use weekly radio address to give Americans a Van Halen twofer
- Get Saddam to switch to boxers
- Ditch the librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady
- Resign
- Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes
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