Although...

• Did you hear that we can't win the war on terror? The President said so. What a great thing for the Commander & Chief of the United States military forces to say.

• In equally important and life-changing news, 'Weird Al' Yankovic was attacked by green moths. It's good to know that his hair came in handy.

• One of the biggest developments around these parts is my pursuit of a new website design. You can see a new logo of sorts below. I'm hoping to get an entirely new-look site up and running soon. However, since I have absolutely no deadline of any kind, we'll see when it happens. I'm generally pretty bad about getting things done when I really don't need to. That said, after looking at my new design, I'm a little bit disappointed when I look at the current site. The new one will be very bright and colorful, while this one is pretty muted. Stay tuned!