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Joke Posted at 12:24:04 AM CDT
Job Placement
How to determine where to locate a new interviewee:

If the room has a sweaty odour, perhaps they're destined for the Help Desk.

If they mention what a good price we got for the table and chairs, put them into Purchasing.

If they mention that hardwood furniture DOES NOT come from rainforests, Public Relations would suit them well.

If they are sleeping, they are Management material.

If they are writing up the experience, send them to the Technical Documents team.

If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security.

If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing.

Joke Posted at 02:14:14 AM CDT
Lamaze Slip-Up
In the Lamaze childbirth classes I teach, the first hour is a lecture. During the second hour, the couples get on the floor to practice breathing and relaxation techniques.

The lecture one evening was "Sex During Pregnancy." When I finished presenting the material, I asked if there were any questions.

After waiting a moment, I tried to proceed -- only to be interrupted when the class burst out laughing. It took me a few seconds to realize what I'd said:

"Okay, if there are no questions about sex during pregnancy, let's get down on the floor and practice."

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