Alice, I've seen vomit that's more appetizing than this dinner. Mike, just because you didn't get any last night, don't take it out on the kids with your long, boring lectures. Cindy, drop the doll, lose the lisp, and grow up, you little whiny bitch. Jan, it's true, you ARE ugly; but don't worry, you can still find dates - just earn yourself a reputation as an easy lay. Marcia, you self-absorbed, superficial little cock tease! |