| A couple of months ago there was this guy in Colorado, a bar owner, who got plumb fed up with his laptop. It crashed all the time, the programs wouldn't work right. He just got ticked off to the nth degree. Ticked off enough that he got a handgun and, right there in the bar, fired six rounds into the machine. When the smoke cleared, he got a hammer and hung the beast on the wall as a trophy. Unfortunately, for him, in Colorado, it's against the law to discharge a firearm in a bar. He was arrested and is facing a trial. If he's convicted, he faces a big fine and lose his pistol permit. Worst of all, though, he's voided his warranty. |
