When I was single, I never was into the whole bar scene. I just wasn't very good at it. I never quite mastered the art of the "pick up line." For instance, there was this drop dead gorgeous blonde at this bar I went to one time. I screwed up my courage, walked over to her, and in my most suave voice said, "Hey, sexy girl, can I buy you a drink?"

She diverted her gaze towards me. Gorgeous blue eyes. Beautiful ruby-red lips. Breasts to die for. She licked her lips and said, "Tell me, do you like sex?"

Oh my. Better than I could have hoped for. "Yes, I love sex."

"Wonderful," she said, coming a little closer, "Do you like to travel?"

"Oh yeah. I love to travel."

"Good," she said, "then fuck off."