Q. What's the difference between the Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. What do the Nebraska Cornhuskers and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q. How do you keep a Nebraska Cornhusker player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in Lincoln in case of a tornado?
A. Memorial Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.

Q. Why doesn't Omaha have a Div 1A football team .
A. Because then Lincoln would want one.

Q. Why was Frank Solich upset when the Cornhusker playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the Nebraska Cornhuskers and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the College Championships
A. The Nebraska Cornhuskers.

Q. What do the Nebraska Cornhuskers and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. How can you tell when the Nebraska Cornhuskers are going to run the football?
A. Diedrich leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.