BrentButler.com
Blog, etc. Weather Cubs Drumline
Saturday, October 5th, 2002
« Friday, October 4th, 2002 All of October 2002 Sunday, October 6th, 2002 »
Joke Posted at 01:00:00 AM CDT
Now You're Screwed
Today is my 20th birthday. I picked out this joke out specifically for today out of the ones I've got ready to send the next few days. I hope you enjoy it.

I have put the first mp3 from the voting online. With 53 votes, "Hymn to the Fallen" from "Saving Private Ryan" came in first place. The '96 and '99 drum corps shows by the Cavaliers and a couple more John Williams songs rounded out the top 5. 314 votes were cast for 18 different mp3's out of the 3,389 that are available.

Please continue to vote! "Hymn to the Fallen" will only be available for a little while then I'll put another vote-getter on there.

-----

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed."

There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out, "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the life out of the chief. He stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces.

The voice booms out again, "Okay ... NOW you're screwed."

Quick Navigation
October 2002
SMTWTFS
29 30 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 1 2
Content Types
Videos
Last: 10/07/24
Foursquare
Last: 10/15/23
Twitter
Last: 04/13/23
Blog
Last: 04/12/18
Pictures
Last: 08/21/17
Jokes
Last: 05/18/09
« Friday, October 4th, 2002 All of October 2002 Sunday, October 6th, 2002 »
Currently in Des Moines:
Fog/Mist, 38°
©2000-2024 BrentButler.com.
Слава Україні! Героям слава!
5:50:10 AM CST
Saturday, December 28th, 2024

Twitter

Bluesky

Mastodon

Threads

Facebook

Instagram

Twitch

YouTube

LinkedIn