"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
-Martin, Age 10

"Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love."
-Craig, Age 9

When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
-Allan, Age 10

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
-Kally, Age 9

The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?

"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan."
-Kirsten, Age 10

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them."
-Anita, Age 9

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
-Will, Age 7