| Three convicts were on their way to prison. Each was allowed to take one item to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail." Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought cards. I can play solitaire, gin, poker and any number of games." The third convict was sitting quietly opposite them, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Hey, why are you so smug? What exactly did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled saying, "I brought these!" Staring in puzzlement, the other two asked, "What on earth can you do with those?" Grinning and pointing to the box he replied, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating..." | 
