Jill: "So this really drunk, obnoxious 'Mr. Hands' kept bothering me at the party last weekend." Debbie: "What happened?" Jill: "Well, he cornered me, pulled his thing out of his pants, and asked me, 'Do you want to suck it?'" Debbie: "Shit; what did you do?" Jill: "Well, I think I handled it pretty well. I just said, 'No, you go ahead. You don't have enough to share.'" |