| A woman goes into a doctor's office for a regular check-up. As she's waiting in the examination room, in walks an old Japanese doctor. He instructs her to remove all of her clothes, which she does. He then tells her to turn around, so she complies. Then he tells her to walk across the room, and this she does as well. Next he tells her to get on her hands and knees and crawl across the floor toward him quickly. Finally he tells her to crawl away from him. When she stands back up, he murmurs to himself, "This bad, this very very bad..." "Doctor, what exactly is the problem," asks the lady nervously. "You have Zachary disease," replies the Doctor. "Zachary disease? Oh my goodness, what is that?" The doctor says, "That mean you face rook Zachary like rear end." | 
