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Tuesday, July 2nd, 2002
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Joke Posted at 01:00:00 AM CDT
I Want a Refund
Walker is not too bright, but he was very lucky. He paid $1 for a lottery ticket, and he won $100,000.

So he went to the lottery office with the winning ticket to claim his $100,000 prize.

Unfortunately, Walker didn't read the small print. The lottery official explained that he would get $10,000 cash today, and nine installments of $10,000 yearly.

Walker was furious, thinking he was being cheated, and he screamed at the official, "Look!!! I want all my money right now -- or give me back my dollar!"

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