The Discovery Channel has to be one of the most fascinating channels on television. Whenever I can remember to turn the TV on and moan that Kristina Abernathy's from the Weather Channel's not on telling me how hot and bothered ... errr, *hot* the weather's gonna be, I'll eventually flip over to the Discovery Channel.

For instance, there was this documentary the other night about these Swedish scientists who have found out that some female fish FAKE orgasms.

Listen up women: The more the female fish fake it, the MORE males are attracted to them.

Of course, the male fish doesn't really care whether the female fish's orgasm is real or not. As long as they're done in enough time to catch Sportscenter before they go to sleep...