| A spiritualist who'd recently been widowed met a colleague and reported excitedly that she'd just received a message from her dead husband - asking her to send him a pack of cigarettes. "The only thing is," she mused, "that I don't know where to send them." "Why not?" asked her friend. "Well, he didn't actually say that he was in Heaven, but I can't imagine he'd be in Hell." "Hmm," responded the friend. "Well, maybe I shouldn't bring this up, but ... he didn't mention anything about including matches in the package, did he?" |
