| I have to send stupid jokes like this every now and then. ----- "Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone. "Watt." "What is your name, please?" "Watt's my name." "That's what I asked you. What's your name?" "That's what I told you. Watt's my name." A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?" "No, this is Knott." "Please tell me your name." "Will Knott." Whereupon they both hung up. | 
