The captain of a commercial jet make an announcement over the cabin's PA system advising the passengers that the grand canyon is visible from the left side of the airplane. He sets his hand controls down not realizing that the voice activation button is depressed and that he is still broadcasting to the passengers.

He turns to his copilot and jokingly comments that he could sure use a cup of coffee and a blow job about now. Everybody in the cabin hears him, and in horror, the stewardess begins running toward the cockpit to alert the captain of the situation.

As she runs past him, a passenger on the aisle shouts, "Don't forget the coffee!"