Did you hear how the Blonde Hockey Team drowned?
Spring Training. Why has the wave been outlawed at baseball games?
Because all the blondes used to drowned. ----- An older gentleman often used to go golfing by himself and would team up with anyone who was available. One day he was teamed up with a lovely blond lady. They very much enjoyed their round together and met quite often afterward for a game. Finally, the gentleman decided he had fallen in love with the young lady and asked her to marry him. She said, "But you don't know anything about me. You know, I am a hooker." He said, "That's ok, just straighten out your wrist and move your thumb a little." | 
