| A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a naked young woman on his back. "So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked. "I'm a snail," the man replied. "What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked young woman on your back?" "You've got it wrong," the man replied, "That's Michelle." | 
