The second midget says, "I have the smallest feet in the world!"

The third says, "I have the smallest penis in the world!"

Well, they keep arguing for a few more minutes and finally the bartender says, "I know, why don't you three just go to the Guinness Book of World Record's headquarters and settle it there."

So, they do. The first midget goes in and comes back out with a certificate and states, "I do have the smallest hands in the world!"

The second midget goes in and comes back out with a certificate and exclaims, "I do have the smallest feet in the world!"

The third midget goes in and comes back out with a glum look on his face. The first midget asks, "Didn't you have the smallest penis in the world?"

The third midget says, "No, and who the fuck are the Backstreet Boys?"