| Worst Job: the guy who's in charge of collecting sperm at the Singapore zoo. A Mr. Binatang, a recent college grad with a diploma of life sciences, starts work early because, "A lot of the animals have 'morning glory' when they wake up and it's easier to collect the sperm." He said the worst one to get it from is the orangutan because, "He expects to be kissed first." He said the elephant is a challenge because, "Of the size of his . . . ' thing.' I sometimes have to use both arms to tug on it." Mr. Binatang says his relations with his wife have suffered. "Each time my wife initiates sex, ejaculating hippos keep floating through my mind." | 
