A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys & spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade of his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by & he didn't see his wife. Tuesday & Wednesday came & went with the same results. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. |