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Veritas
A fella named Andrew wrote to FuckedCompany.com and told his story about Veritas -- a backup software company. All I want to know is: did AOL buy Veritas, too?

Andrew had a tech support question about the software after he bought it and paid for it.

After 10 minutes on the phone he got a live person. The live support person told him that because he paid for the software he would have to buy a support contract for it.

"Don't I have 60 days of free support?"

"No. You only get free support if you're using the free, fully- functional download from our website. If you purchase the product, you have to buy a service contract to get support."

"Let me get this straight. If I DON'T give you any money and DON'T buy your product, I can call support EVERY DAY for TWO MONTHS."

"Correct."

"But if I give you a decent chunk of change I NOW have to give you EVEN MORE MONEY in order to get the same support I could have gotten for free???"

"That's correct."

Andrew said he was going to call from another phone and pretend to be someone else with a free evaluation copy so he could get free support for the next two months.

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