"You could say that," the guy replied.

"It usually doesn't work, you know."

"No shit," the man moaned. "I can't even get my wife anywhere near the water!"

The bartender looks at the pavement for a bit and then finally says, "What'll ya have?"

The guys says, "One for me and one for the road."

Gallardo bit Reyes on the penis.

Seems high spirited Gallardo was ecstatic over Reyes' goal and bent down to take a nibble of Reyes' genitalia.

The rulebook says it's a violation of "sporting dignity and decorum."

Reyes said, "I felt a bit of a pinch but I didn't realize what he had done until I saw the video."

But that's not the worst of it. "It's the teasing I'm going to get from my team mates."

Check out the picture:

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