| In a biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me why a flounder is flat?" Little Johnny raises his hand. "Go ahead, Johnny." "My uncle told me it's because a whale raped the flounder." "That's terrible, Johnny. I'll have to speak to your parents about this. Let's try another one. Why does a lobster's eyes protrude from its head?" Again Johnny raises his hand. "We'll give you another chance." "My uncle said when the whale raped the flounder, the lobster saw it, and his eyes popped out of his fucking head in shock." | 
