| A priest and a nun went golfing one day. The priest seemed to have an extremely foul mouth for a priest. He was first to putt. "God damnit, I missed!" exclaimed the priest. This upset the nun. She replied, "If you say that two more times, God will send a bolt of lightning down from the sky at you!" The priest then takes his second putt. "God damnit, I missed again!" screamed the priest even louder. The nun wasn't very happy with the priest this time. "If you say that again, I know you will get struck by lightning. God doesn't like his name used in vain." This priest wasn't a very good golfer, for he missed again. Ignoring the nun's threats, he yells, "God damnit, I missed!" Then, all of a sudden, there came a huge bolt of lightning down from the sky. It hit the nun. Then the clouds move and God peeks down. He yells, "God damnit, I missed!" |
