I really wish I had come across this joke during the World Series. ____________________________________________ A Mets fan, a Braves fan, a Yankees fan, and a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountain. On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for that team. As the climb gets higher, the wagers increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets!!!" and hurls himself off the top of the mountain. Next the Braves fan yells, "I love Atlanta....This is for you Braves!!" and he, too, jumps off the top. Suddenly, the Red Sox fan screams, "This is for EVERYONE!!" and pushes the Yankee fan off. |