Submitted by Ray at Joke A Day I know it's kind of "old news" at this point, but did you hear all of the crap about Nostradamus having predicted the events of September 11? It's been pretty much debunked (as it should have been) but in looking through some of the stuff on the 'Net about him, I found some interesting info. For instance, when he was alive, he was in tremendous demand by various churches and temples in the area. This got to be a strain running from place to place. It's not like they had a mass transit system or a limo service to ferry him around. So, the different groups got together and hammered out a schedule. Each group would get Nostril's (his nickname -- you didn't know that, did ya?) services for a day or two each month. Pretty advanced thinking at the time. It was the world's first prophet-sharing plan. |