During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."

He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."

Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.

He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.

He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.

Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.

Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."

He giggles every time he hears the word "briefs."

He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said..."

He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v. Mothra.

Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"