| A couple of hunters were out in the woods when one of them clutched his chest and fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing and his eyes were rolled back. The other guy whipped out his cell phone and called 911. He gasped to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice said, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's really dead." There was silence for a bit, then a shot was heard. The guy came back on the line and asked, "OK! Now what?" | 
