| Three guys are sitting around a log fire in a bar with their dogs when they get talking about them. First one says, "My dog is called 'Wood Worker.' Go 'Wood Worker!'" The dog grabs a log from fire and with his teeth and paws fashions a beautiful figurine. Next one says, "My dog is called 'Stone Worker.' Go 'Stone Worker!'" The dog drags a rock from the fire, goes to work, and a beautiful carving emerges. Third one says, "My dog is called 'Iron Worker,'" then puts the fire tongs into the fire and gets them red hot. "Now," he says "I'll just touch him on the balls and you watch him make a bolt for the door." | 
