My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway the other day just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but, I thought what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her when she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

I said, "Great! Tell me what it is that you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavy from all of the jumping up and down when she told me that she was pregnant.

I was so ecstatic! We had been trying for a long time. I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips telling her that this was great! I couldn't be any more happy and then she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"

I asked, "What do you mean there's more?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we're going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant I asked her how she knew.

She said, "That was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kits and both tests came out positive!"