The hold music on the phone plays Shaft.

You're pulling six figures. They pay you in cash.

Office hours? 10-4. Wednesday to Friday. Maybe.

Corporate account at Motel 6.

Somebody got shanked in a meeting.

Company ID photo is taken in wicker chairs with backdrop of palm plants.

Waiting room magazines are Right On and a 1969 Jet, with the Beauty of the Week ripped out.

Instead of Johnson & Associates, it's "Johnson & nem"

Sexual harassment policy contains the words "poontang" and 'lil na na."