24. On one hand, I'm indecisive, but on the other, I'm not.

23. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

22. The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

21. Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

20. I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

19. If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.

18. Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

17. As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.

16. He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.

15. I have my doubts about disbelief.

14. I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.

13. Profanity fuckin' sucks.

12. I have a twin brother. He's identical, but I'm not.

11. I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.

10. Free advice is worth what you paid for it.

9. Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.

8. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

7. I always wanted to be a procrastinator!

6. Rehab is for quitters!

5. The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.

4. Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?

3. My identity lies in not knowing who I am.

2. I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.

1. Not only am I redundant & superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.