Within a few weeks of her arrival, the female gorilla became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park vet determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the park administrator noticed Billy Bob, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Billy Bob had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrator thought they might have a solution.

Billy Bob was approached with a proposition; would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $100. He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Billy Bob announced that he would accept the offer, but only under three conditions:

1. "I don't want to have to kiss her."
2. "You must never tell anyone about this."
3. "You've gotta give me a week to come up with the hundred bucks."