A medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little studying in before the final exams. He went over to a table where a body was lying face down. He removed the sheet over the body and to his surprise he found a cork in the corpse's rectum. Curious, he looked around, then pulled the cork out. To his surprise, music began playing...... "On the road again... Just can't wait to get on the road again..."

The student was shocked, and quickly placed the cork back in the corpse's rectum and the music stopped. Totally freaked out, the student called the Medical Examiner over to the corpse.

"Look at this. This is really something!" The student told the examiner as he removed the cork again. Sure enough the music began again: "On the road again... Just can't wait to get on the road again..."

"So what?", the Medical Examiner replied, obviously unimpressed with the student's discovery.

"'So what??' Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever witnessed?" asked the student.

"Are you kidding?" replied the Examiner. "Any asshole can sing country music!"