-Forty-year-old divorced women have large-breasted 18-year-old bodies.

-Oral sex is the only way to wake your lover up.

-The wife has a secret stash of "toys" the husband has no clue about.

-Anal sex requires very little preparation time. Even the first time.

-Married men love fantasizing about their wives having sex with other men, and they will jump at the chance to let that fantasy come true.

-A woman whose male lover has spurned her will invariably be a dyke by the end of the story.

-Who needs condoms?

-Young males get hard almost immediately after ejaculation (if they indeed lose erection at all) and are able to perform on multiple women.