Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "do ya see any cops following us?"

The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do."

"Damn!" cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?

The blonde turned around again. "Yup... nope... yup... nope... yup...."