10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time.

7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

3. "The coffee machine is broken.

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. " ... in Jesus' name, Amen."