A condominium is NOT the smallest size they make.

If your wife tells you sex is a 'pain in the ass', turn her over.

A porn shop will not give you money for your used stuff, that's a pawnshop.

Doing the missionary position does not mean you have sex in a church.

If she says "doggy style," Do NOT whip on down to the local SPCA center.

Well-endowed is not a reference to the size of your bank account.