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The Less You Know, the More Money You Make
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as sales person.

Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows...

Work/Time = Power

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:

Work/Money = Knowledge

Solving for Money, we get:

Work/Knowledge = Money

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the more you Make --

SALES baby, that's where it's at!

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