| This traveling salesman was driving the back roads of Mississippi late one night. He hadn't had much sleep and should not have been driving. He started to doze off but caught himself just in time to see two niggers in the road. He slammed on the brakes but to no avail. He hit both of them. One went through the windshield and landed in the back seat and the other bounced off the grill and landed in a field 100 feet away. In a panic he called the Mississippi State Police on his cell phone for help. When the Mississippi State Trooper arrived the guy explained, "Oh my God, officer I'm so sorry I was too tired to be driving and I killed these guys. I can't go to jail, I've got a wife and three kids. What am I going to do?" The trooper looked at the salesman and in that wonderful southern drawl said, "Boy, don't you fret one bit. We'll get that nigger in the back seat of your can for breaking and entering and we'll get the one in the field for leaving the scene of an accident." | 
