| Ok, can we just state that it's a given that men are ultimate horndogs? If we can cop a look down a woman's blouse or up her skirt, we do it. It's in our jeans, err, genes. But men, there *is* hope for you. Let me tell you how well I've trained April. (She's going to kill me for this.) The other night she was watching the "Best of Friends" DVD I got her for Christmas. I was in the shower. She came bursting into the shower and said, "You gotta see this! Rachel is wearing a little short dress and when she crosses her legs, you can see right up there! You can see everything!" So we played with the freeze frame and pause button for awhile. I thought at first it was lighting, but, umm, no, Rachel wasn't "going Commando" that night. Anyway, thanks to Jennifer Anniston for giving me one of those "special" bonding moments. Men, this is your goal. Get your significant other to drop what she's doing, come running in to get you, and drag you from whatever you're doing, to see another drop-dead-gorgeous woman's lingerie. Life is good. |
